G has always had a healthy appetite. But if there's something she likes more than anything else, it's bread-related products. Breadsticks and crumpets were an early favourite when she was still just a few months old, and sandwiches and (whisper it) cake rarely last long in her presence these days.
Unfortunately, as her talking improves, G has developed the ability to ask for what she wants at mealtimes. And what she wants is a cheese sandwich. Always.
After I spent the afternoon making roast pork for tea on Sunday, she took a look at the plate in front of her and picked around the food doubtfully. The conversation went something like this:
G: "Cheese sandwich?"
Me: "No, eat the food you've got."
G: "Cheese sandwich?"
Me: "No darling, look at all that yummy food daddy's made for you. Mmm, yummy."
G: "Cheese sandwich?"
And so on. Eventually, after she realised she really wasn't going to get a cheese sandwich, G started eating. She did eat most of her roast pork in the end, which just proves how devious even two-year-olds can be. Me and Mrs J had finished ours by this point, and went to hide in the kitchen to eat pudding, so G wouldn't want that instead. Which perhaps proves how devious parents can be.
As the picture shows, I gave G a cheese sandwich for lunch today though. As G herself has learned to say: "Mmm... nice!"
Jack Jones – A Jack Jones Christmas
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2 comments:
Whereas what little elf wants is nothing whatsoever. Or meat. Not chicken, not beef or pork or ostrich or buffalo. Just meat. Or "sweeties". Or toothpaste. We've had to hide the toothpaste.
haha kids ay. If they could eat their favourite food for the whole day, they would!
Great blog.
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